Travel Psycho's and tentacle rape in New York
Just some random musings
One of my friends, who I love dearly despite her nickname, asked me to come to New York with her. Big Bird, as we affectionally call her, wants to travel for a bit to experience the life alone again. She has had her boyfriend (real sweetie) for years now and well she wants to know what its like again with someone else. I am the perfect choice: I have travelled a lot, I am promiscuous as all hell, I speak English and I am most likely to be able to pick up some men. So we’re set. I have opened a special account where people can deposit money for my trip (birthday coming up) and hope to save about 800 dollars before July... hopefully. Now I asked her where she plans on having us go and camp out and she decided New York would be cool... fair enough, Always wanted to see it. But where to stay she suggested searching online for people who want to have lodgers. My mental response went something like;
I DON’T WANT TO DIE YOU FREAKY, FREAKY BITCH HOW ABOUT WE FIND SOME NON INSANE AND LIFE THREATHENING ALTERNATIVE!!!!!!
What came out was: okay. So now we are going to go online and apparently find people who live in New York and who want to show two cute girls a nice time, preferably without any references to lotion in baskets and such. I am scared as all shite.
This same friend hooked me up with a 20 year old (age of younger brother, not attractive), brace laden nerd. Now I am a geek, I don’t mix with nerd’s damnit. He’s a nice little emo though so we talk, but what the hell was she thinking? Well he does have his own company, maybe I should give him more of a chance.
Ken Ken who was mentioned in an earlier blog for being an English Man in Denial has been introduced to the wonderful world of hentai and all its splendours. Every time a Japanese schoolgirl gets raped by tentacle monsters an angel gets his wings is my belief so I love to inform other hentai is out there. That and I fucking love the look on their face after the first badly dubbed scenes Muhahahhahahaha....
One of my friends, who I love dearly despite her nickname, asked me to come to New York with her. Big Bird, as we affectionally call her, wants to travel for a bit to experience the life alone again. She has had her boyfriend (real sweetie) for years now and well she wants to know what its like again with someone else. I am the perfect choice: I have travelled a lot, I am promiscuous as all hell, I speak English and I am most likely to be able to pick up some men. So we’re set. I have opened a special account where people can deposit money for my trip (birthday coming up) and hope to save about 800 dollars before July... hopefully. Now I asked her where she plans on having us go and camp out and she decided New York would be cool... fair enough, Always wanted to see it. But where to stay she suggested searching online for people who want to have lodgers. My mental response went something like;
I DON’T WANT TO DIE YOU FREAKY, FREAKY BITCH HOW ABOUT WE FIND SOME NON INSANE AND LIFE THREATHENING ALTERNATIVE!!!!!!
What came out was: okay. So now we are going to go online and apparently find people who live in New York and who want to show two cute girls a nice time, preferably without any references to lotion in baskets and such. I am scared as all shite.
This same friend hooked me up with a 20 year old (age of younger brother, not attractive), brace laden nerd. Now I am a geek, I don’t mix with nerd’s damnit. He’s a nice little emo though so we talk, but what the hell was she thinking? Well he does have his own company, maybe I should give him more of a chance.
Ken Ken who was mentioned in an earlier blog for being an English Man in Denial has been introduced to the wonderful world of hentai and all its splendours. Every time a Japanese schoolgirl gets raped by tentacle monsters an angel gets his wings is my belief so I love to inform other hentai is out there. That and I fucking love the look on their face after the first badly dubbed scenes Muhahahhahahaha....
posted by Lexy | 11/21/2006 06:03:00 PM
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